Funny, funny Justyn

I just have to write these down or I will forget them.


Justyn: I can't wait for the first day of school.
Me: Why?
Justyn: Because then I am finally one day closer to the last day of school.



On Monday, before David's wedding:
Justyn: Mom, Grandma is so weird. She won't let David and Kimberly sleep together.
Me: That's a good thing. They aren't married yet.
Justyn: What does that have to do with sleeping?
Me: Are you serious?



Justyn: Mom, David told me that he has never kissed a girl before Kimberly. He said he never even had a girlfriend until after his mission.
Me: Really? Cool!
Justyn: I think that's kind of strange. He said that he set a goal a long time ago to serve a mission and the only thing he could think of that would keep him from going was girls so he set a goal to never have a girlfriend until after his mission. That way he would be sure to be worthy to go.
Me: Wow! Very good idea. What do you think of that goal?
Justyn: I think he's crazy! He's a guy! Guys like girls!
Me: All the better reason to set that as a goal. Then you'll be sure to be worthy when you turn 19 to serve a mission.
Justyn: I don't know about that. I told him I would have to think about it and see what I thought about girls when I got a little older. I'm still way too young to commit to making that kind of a sacrifice. I may really like girls when I get bigger. After all, I am a guy!
Me: Yes, yes. Well good luck on that one.
(thinking to myself: what in the heck??? wow! what am I in for? it should be lots of fun. I hope I survive!!)



Justyn: Mom, I had a strange dream last night.
Me: Oh yeah?
Justyn: Yea, I dreamed that you told Nick, Jacob and Kayla that they couldn't play with Sara.
Me: Really? Who are all those kids
Justyn: I don't know. I was just thinking I was glad that my name wasn't mentioned. I thought you were a little strange though. Do you know any of those kids?
Me: Hello! It was your dream, not mine.
Justyn: But you were the one not making any sense.