Thursday, February 28, 2008

Out-Smarted

Yesterday, I had some time to kill so I decided to browse Target. Not the best idea since I can never get out of there without buying something.

Last summer I tried to be smart and buy swimsuits on sale. By the time they went on sale, there was absolutely nothing left to choose from except a couple of really ugly two-piece suits. Not worth the stress, so this year I bought early and not on sale but one- piece and very cute. When we got home, I realized I had bought K a 2T. I figured it would fit okay but I wanted to take it back for a 3T and maybe get more use out of it. The other girls were trying on their new suits and K asked if she could try on hers. I told her she could but not to take the tags off because we were going to return it for a bigger size. She said that she didn't want to take this suit back. This was the one that she wanted.

A few minutes later I found her suit in a wad on the bathroom floor. I asked her to come and pick it up and put it back in the bag so we could return it in a few minutes. She said "Nope. I'm keeping this one. See. I pooped in it."

WHAT?

Sure enough! We will be keeping the 2T!

12 comments:

Ally said...

Ohmagosh... I'm sorry to laugh, but Holy Freakin' Funny!! :D

(I bought swimsuits a few weeks ago too. In the middle of stupid winter!! I found out the hard way a few years ago that if you wait.... you don't swim...)

Way to go!

Anonymous said...

Well I'm glad you took it ok. None of my kids have ever peed or pooped on anything on purpose, but if they did, they would lose all their privileges for at least two days.

Amy said...

I think that your little one is very smart. That is so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Lauri,
Hey, I'm so glad you found the site!! It is nice to hear from you. Sounds like your kids are too funny. It's amazing what they think of. You are staying busy...what is Ken up to these days?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I can't stop laughing!! What a funny girl--you just never know what you are going to get with her!

amber said...

That gave me a great laugh! Thanks for sharing. I would love to be able to actually hear a young childs' thoughts.

Cindy said...

That's just toooo funny!

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing. So funny and smart!

Kimber said...

Ahh, Kids! Yea, I don't think that one is returnable :S

Marie said...

smart child!

Lara said...

ha ha ha!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!

Oh, and "Yesterday, I had some time to kill so I decided to browse Target. Not the best idea since I can never get out of there without buying something."..... STORY OF MY LIFE!

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

oh no! :D hehehahahah {not that it's REALLY funny, but ... oh did I laugh right out loud!}